The Lovers’ Guide
Part One:
If she doesn’t sound
like a banshee in heat,
you’re doing it wrong.
© Sarah Doughty
Challenge accepted for a humorous poem from Charlie at Crazy Life.
The Lovers’ Guide
Part One:
If she doesn’t sound
like a banshee in heat,
you’re doing it wrong.
© Sarah Doughty
Challenge accepted for a humorous poem from Charlie at Crazy Life.
Sarah Doughty 
The River Walk
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Brilliant 😄
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Thank you! 😊
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I really like this, gonna have to show my wife your post,
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Haha, alright. I look forward to hearing her reaction. 😊
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Absolutely great! How a few words contain so much meaning and possible readings!
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That was indeed the goal. With hope of a few smiles or laughs included. 😊
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Love this!!! 🙂
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Thanks, love! 😊
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Unless vocal control/restraint is part of the program; then you’re doing it right!
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Yeah, I agree. Comedy isn’t really my thing, but I thought since little death is a euphemism for an orgasm, I thought banshee in heat was appropriate. 😂😂
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Hilarious. You have me roaring out loud.
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That was the goal. 😊 😊 😆😂
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You succeeded.
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Thanks, love!
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I love it. I’m going to print it and leave it on my husband’s pillow. 😀
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Hahaha, subtle. 😊😆😂
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Of course it depends on what “it” is, but yes!
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Haha, yes, it does.
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haha, love this!
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Thanks, Holly! 😊 😊
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Yes – I must be doing it right!! She always sounds like a banshee – when I don’t make the bed, forget to take out the rubbish, delay mowing the lawn, make her late for appointments…
😉
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Lol, I guess that’s good. 😂😂😆
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Grateful for not having really close neighbors! Hilarious!
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Uh oh. I’m not sure if J wants me to know that much information. 😂😂😂
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I make it my mission in life to try to embarrass my lovely wife 😉
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Haha, as long as it makes her laugh. 💕
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And blush, which is adorable 🙂
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That, too. 😊
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Also, I have a malfunctioning filter lol
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Lol don’t we all.
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This comment thread is the very best
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Haha, I was wondering if you’d notice it. ❤
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Of course I heard about it! You can’t expect this man to keep anything sex related to himself, ha!
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Yeah, most husbands are like that. 😂
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Sarah! You exceeded my expectations. This was damn good, I was like 🙂
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All I get is a smiley face!? Man… Tough crowd.
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And my ❤
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Dead space?
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It´s just a bit frozen, but at least there is a possibility that can be unfrozen,slim one but there is. That´s what my priest told me anyways.
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I’m so confused. 😂😂
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akjfdjkjd It´s in Hindu
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😂😂😂 well I’m glad I succeeded in your challenge. I might continue this series.
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If you had fun doing it thats what matters
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Yes, it was definitely interesting trying not to laugh as I wrote it down.
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I´m going to tell you a Little dirty secret, it seems that one of my followers reads posts that I wrote about a year ago which I had completely fogotten about, they are so outrageous I had more fun reading me than watching a blockbuster comedy. That has to be weird.
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Yeah, I noticed that as well. Weird. I started scratching my head wondering what I was thinking back then. 😂😂
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Banshees are traditionally mournful female creatures, glad they get some in the world of Sarah Doughty. *air punch*. Thanks for making me laugh.
~ P ~
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They’re portrayed as harbingers of death, calling out in a loud cry. So I thought it might be fitting. 😂😂
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Well yes naturally, I love how you turned it on it’s head. 😉
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Happy to please. 😊😊😊
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Little deaths still count!
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Don’t they say little deaths are a euphemism for an orgasm? 😂😂
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Oui. ‘Petite morts’ – from the French. ‘He held me in his arms and we died a sweet little death together’. (I always picture Dolly Parton saying this somehow.
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Ha, yes I can see that.
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Or some kind of twangy True Blood Southern thang… (which is awks cos I’m British.)
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Even better! Sookie twang.
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That should be a perfume. 😂😂😂
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Lmfaoo hilarious and im soo imagining this 😂
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Right? 😈😈😄😄😄😄
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Haha yess too fucking awesome! 😁
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Lol!
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Thanks!
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😉
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Hahaha! Now, this is hilarious! And on the eighth day, God made earplugs 😀
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BAHAHAHAHA yes.
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😀
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What does a banshee in heat sound like? Great work.
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Lol, I’m not sure. But I imagine a bit loud. 😂
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How could we know? We are angels.
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True.
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