The Lover’s Guide

The Lovers’ Guide
Part One:
If she doesn’t sound
like a banshee in heat,
you’re doing it wrong.

© Sarah Doughty

Challenge accepted for a humorous poem from Charlie at Crazy Life.


71 thoughts on “The Lover’s Guide”

      1. I´m going to tell you a Little dirty secret, it seems that one of my followers reads posts that I wrote about a year ago which I had completely fogotten about, they are so outrageous I had more fun reading me than watching a blockbuster comedy. That has to be weird.

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      1. Oui. ‘Petite morts’ – from the French. ‘He held me in his arms and we died a sweet little death together’. (I always picture Dolly Parton saying this somehow.

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